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PREPARATORY (TEMPORARY) HOMELESSNESS SOLUTION
A. Parks will house the homeless while the real solution is activated.
CALIFORNIA HOMELESSNESS SOLUTION
A. Religious organizations such as churches, mosques, and temples will fund The Homeless Project.
B. This will not cost the taxpayer anything.
C. The members would freely donate money specifically to The Homeless Project.
D. The contributions to help homelessness will not be touched by clergy. There is no skimming off the top.
E. Every contribution will be available for scrutiny on a state website.
F. PSAs: Will help the cause by putting up billboards, radio and tv ads, newspapers, social media, etc.
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A. Social workers will be hired to work with individuals who are homeless.
B. Every person will be respectfully dealt with.
1. Not to herd them, but let them be heard.
C. Once a person has been homed, that person will be employed to help others. And the social workers shall continue on, as well.
D. And that becomes exponential!
DEPARTMENT OF HOMELESSNESS PREVENTION
A. A department shall be established to prevent homelessness.
B. If a person is on the verge of being homeless, they should come to this department.
A. All convicts with marijuana charges will be freed/released.
A. Three strikes law: police will be subject to the same laws as criminals.
B. If a policeman has been reported three times, he or she shall be dismissed. That’s how we prevent police brutality.
C. And, for those wonderful peace officers: there shall be a policeman’s ball.
ABOLISH PRIVATE JAIL FOR-PROFIT
A. Private, for-profit jails shall be abolished.
B. Too many people are in there just for money. This must be prevented.
ESTABLISH PRIVATE REHAB-FOR-PROFIT
A. Private, for-profit rehabilitation centers shall be implemented to prevent crimes and criminals.
B. We have a fighting chance to stop shooters from this plan.
THE ABCs OF PROSECUTORS
A. Convictions achieved by extorting false confessions and other underhanded tactics by prosecutors shall not be accepted.
B. There shall be no points for getting as many false convictions as possible.
C. That policy shall no longer exist and will be scrutinized by another department with valid substantiating proof of the guilt or innocence.
A. CA shall implement an annual masquerade ball for people to dress up like a governor!
B. And when Angelyne’s the governor you can all dress up like Angelyne!
C. Of course, you can wear anything you want... except your birthday suit… just as long as it makes you feel like a governor!
D. Symbolically, it could mean you’re governing your own life.
E. Pets invited, provided they are costumed.
F. Please provide your requests for favorite food and drink.
G. Each county will have their own governor’s ball so everybody can participate.
BUBBLE BATH DAY
A. California will have a Bubble Bath Day.
B. On Bubble Bath Day, it is most definitely required that something gets cleaned.
C. Go out and scrub a rock, a tree, your pet, your fiancé, your mate, your lover, or Angelyne’s car! Just wash something on that day, while Angelyne soaks in The Bubble Bath.
D. Meditate on cleaning up. Pay someone to clean up. Do it yourself.
E. It all counts. That means you’re celebrating Bubble Bath Day.
F. Angelyne might consider implementing Bubble Bath Day vouchers. For some kind of credit which will be offered on the website which will be awarded to people who do a good job cleaning.
G. Come up to the capitol in Sacramento and give Angelyne a bubble bath… in your dreams!
ABOLISH DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
A. Remove Daylight Savings time.
B. Time shall be set to the lightest time.
A. Rehab for politicians.
B. So they can do a better job.
C. Angelyne will entertain.
A. There shall be a bi-annual citizens’ suggestion forum for healthcare.
B. We all will contribute and determine how the healthcare system is going. Together, we will design a better system.
C. Insurance companies that want to ravage citizens for health must compromise or they will no longer be listed on California’s insurance options.
D. Our goal is to have a symbiotic relationship with the insurance companies.
A. Taxes shall be reviewed annually.
B. There shall be a stoppage of rising of taxes.
C. The rising of the sales tax needs to be stopped and lowered.
D. Assessing and lowering taxes is my goal. Everyone should know where the money is going. It should be transparent.
A. Jury duty shall not be required.
B. When people are forced into jury duty they make mistakes. An innocent person could go to jail or be sentenced to death because a jurist needed to return to his or her work.
C. There are plenty of people who would love to be on a jury.
D. Also, jurors should be paid a fair amount.
SEND IN THE OTTERS
A. To save our coast, Otters will begin repopulating.
B. For more details, please read this LA Times editorial.
DECRIMINALIZE SEX WORK
A. Angelyne is all for the decriminalization of sex work.
B. Her only apprehension is that it shall not be as exciting.
C. Something that’s forbidden has a temptation with it.
A. Annually, there shall be UFO convention.
B. The purpose of this is to divert politicians as a stepping-away strategy for better decision-making.